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1. women like it when you say romantic lines, go up to her and say something like hey baby you most be tired beaouse you have running through my mind all day or you look so good I could soak you up with a biscit
2. women love being called by pet names, give her one (even if you just meet her). the two pet names woman love to be called the most are 1.)HO and 2.)Bitch
3. just like giving a hand shake is a proper greating when meeting a guy, slapping a woman on the butt is the best way to great a woman when meeting her the first time. *please not that just like it is best to give a firm handshake it is also best to slap the woman on the butt hardly
4. women love a man with a sense of humor,joke around with her by doing things like asking her to pull you finger
5. women love what they can't have. Because of this one of the best ways to get women is to get married. after you are married all you have to do the next time you meet a hot young lady is to wave the ring around and say look at this I am already taken and she will be all over you like white on rice
6. to set the mode with a woman it is best to play music. are top picks for music to get her in the mode are:
1. Rubbing on your booty by R.Kelly 2.dick and balls (put 'em in your mouth) 3. drop your draws 4. she's a HO by Ludcris 5. I see bootee by Benzeno7. Woman love a mane who takes charge of things, if your the boss. Women will like you more if you tell them what to do. you should do this by really becoming her boss. tell her to quit her job and starting working the corners for you wants she does this see will be all yours (and a few other people). plus you will make a little extra money off of her
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